WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A HYENA OR A FISI

Here is a list of all the differences between the self proclaimed Team Mafisi and the real Hyenas.‘Team Mafisi' and hyenas exhibit very different characteristics apart from being greedy Much has been written about the self- proclaimed Team Mafisi Sacco loosely translated Hyenas' sacco, from the virtual press conferences they hold online to the crazy memes created hyping the members every-time there is a scandalous trend on Twitter. Despite all the craze it is of due importance to note that there is a stark difference between the members of Team Mafisi Sacco and the real hyenas, beats me how this name was coined all together.

Greedy

Team Mafisi's are known to be greedy, something we all agree on but there is more; Hyena's are thin and emaciated compared to Team Mafisi's who mostly don a big tummy and are overweight thanks to the frequent trips to their drinking dens every other evening.



Courage

Hyena's are very courageous despite your thoughts, it takes a lot to go after the lions

and chase them just to get a bite of the leftovers. Team Mafisi on the other hand have proven to

be cowards with no strategy, the only time they exhibit teamwork is when they are making fun of poor individuals being trolled on social media,nonwondet no good has come out of Team

Mafisi's team work.



Bro-Code

Mafisi's will even disrespect the universal bro- code (not hitting on your friend's girlfriend or crush, to them this is a green light).



Strategy

Hyena's will strategise on how to chase off the lions to get their food, on the other hand catch a member of the Mafisi sacco dead trying to snatch a girl from a sponsor. Its not like they have a chance anyway but they will not even try



Good Hunters

Mafisi's are good and intelligent hunters and will take however long it takes to land on a prey, the average Team Mafisi is always broke, has no skills whatsoever in getting own woman let alone keep it. When faced with any trouble they are the ones ready to take off. They are well known to scavenge what is left by the sponsors

Ideally almost all members of Team Mafisi are living to the character linked to the hyena ‘greed'. They are always salivating and drooling  after what does not belong to them.

Are you a member of Team Mafisi Sacco, can you tick on all of the above? if so then please

stand up.

A POLYGAMOUS OR A PHILANDERER?

What is more responsible than having as many girlfriends as I can handle? Take it from this perspective, when a chic knows she is the only one in a man’s life, the monopoly overwhelms her. Knowing  she has no competition, she becomes careless and always sulks like a baby thinking she is fully entitled to put you through mental torture and detriment you ,after all, at the end of the day you have no side chic to resort to. Honestly, I really pity the suffering monogamous dudes who slowly but surely will soon be heading to Mathare Mental facilities .God help the poor souls!
Women are funny creatures who fear competition, especially the nagging type. If you as much as dare receive a call from a lady she does not know and you fail to explain who she is, believe me my friend you will end up not knowing what conjugal rights are for about two weeks.
What if another  lady comes into the picture? This would definitely trigger her competitive side ,nothing makes a lady feel more insecure like seeing a hot chic constantly hitting your inbox in whatsapp, constantly liking your posts in facebook and faithfully following your tweets. Your trophy lady would definitely do everything to outdo the other lady, just so to please you. It  is healthy to make women jealous, it is only then that you will get full dose of her romance side.
I know most ladies would call me crazy but I think most responsible men would agree with me.  Get my point clearly, am not saying that a man should  be a philanderer or a Casanova for that matter, am sanely advocating for polygamy but now in campus level. Make it official to her that you have two other ladies beside her. If I may allude to the holy book that we so much tie our faiths to, we find the wisest of all people that have ever lived, Wise King Solomon, with all his wisdom knew it was quite cumbersome to have one woman at his beck and call. He had a staggering number of a thousand! Ndume kamili!
Ladies what is worse? Having a  man who has two ladies and he faithfully serves  them or a man who has only you but  diligently and aggressively sleeps around  with  anything in  a skirt in the name of team mafisi?
It is about time we became realistic, why be too proud to refuse  to be the second or third lady in a relationship yet all the six to ten men you have initially met in your campus life all stayed with you, and only you, faithfully but after digging your honeypot disappeared into thin air? Honestly it is not playing second fiddle; it only implies the other lady came first, you both have a role to play and the bottom line is that you share one man who is faithful to both of you.
My ten dollar point is;  this does not have to make sense, it is the reality!