Thursday, 11 May 2017

SHE IS SPECIAL...


Here I am again. Lost for words. I still do not know what it is about her that keeps me attached to her in silence. Until now I still do not know why every time our eyes cross there is this silly smile that registers on my lips, thus betraying my thoughts.  Everything about her is a perfect piece of art. I do not know what to say about how I feel, because even myself I cannot explain it.

As she stood in front of the class, everything she said did not get into my system because all I could do was admire how she was a center of attraction: an object of admiration and envy. She was as beautiful as an angel, a picture of perfection. Everything about her could be described in the superlatives. Well-polished black nails on cute little fingers with a ring in the left index finger, perfectly placed gorgeous white eyes, hypnotizing smile,  a sweet voice, well braided hair tied to a pony in the middle of her cute round  head, to crown it all, she exuded beauty and intelligence.

If she is reading this, I know she is probably dismissing me to be bluffing. No! Am not blubbering! Sometimes I look at her and wonder who the lucky guy in her life is. Does he treat her like the center of his world? Does he really know that he has a gem at his disposal? Does he treasure her; hold her tight like she is the only priceless thing this world can offer? Or does he treat her more like an option than a priority? Woe unto him! If he has no clue about what “a thousand and one” men would give all they got to own and possess, then guard jealously with all they have at their disposal.  Whoever that lucky guy is, cherish her, worship the ground that she walks on, make her your priority, always give her a listening ear and undivided attention. Simple: hold her with both arms and never let her go!

As for me, I will still admire her silently from a distance. Keep praying that she stays happy. Happy always. Because that is all she deserves. All I want is to see her bright smile every time she calls my name and says hi. All I want is to keep seeing her enjoy every moment of her life, because that is what I do: enjoying mine.  I am still cautiously trying to find out what it is about her that keeps me glued to her, I do not think its love because I got someone, she got someone too…so I think. I do not think its infatuation because I am the kind of guy who only compliments on what I genuinely feel.  Loyalty is a responsibility, I happen to be one of the few around who knows that.  Though we both have people we value in our lives, special people…all we can do is to say, can what God has planned be unplanned?

Time will tell…

Tuesday, 9 May 2017

"BLUE-TICK" SYNDROME

In every lady's inbox,there is a man seriously wasting his time.

"Hey cutie?" ; blue ticks.
" Sasa msupa?" ; blue ticks.
"Wow...gorgeous dp"...blue ticks.
" Hey sweet pie? Do you even see my texts?"...blue ticks.


Men,please, dont tell me you are that dumb! Where on earth do you get the energy to keep on texting after a series of blue ticks? By the way, I know when you are texting me it does not mean that you want to woo me,seduce me or even appreciate how cool I looked in my flowery dress today.Come on! This is 21st Century,and I know that you are man enough to ask me out on a date,or even walk up to me confidently and tell me your sweet nothings. So its my choice to see whether you are a company i can tolerate or a wimp I would gladly scream good riddance when we part ways. If  I am wrong please  just tell me,real men do not seduce through text messages,especially on your first move: first impression creates a lasting impression,so I heard.

Hey! Before i veer offtrack,let me explain to you why i blue tick you,always. The last time I gave you a couple of my precious time,bro,you bored me to death. I was anxiously waiting to hear some good vibes from you but Oh My! What a disappointment you turned out to be. To make matters worse you picked my number from our Whatsapp grou,then being the clown that you are you continuosly forward to me the funny messages and Robert Mugabe quotes that I see in our whatsapp group,which coincidentally we shae! Boy please! I hate bad vibes that follow after I respond to your incessant "Hey's". Next time you text a new Chiquita, try to create a first impression. Its not that I play hard to get,its not that I am good at ignoring cute guys like you,nope! Ladies love funny men. First break that barrier,make us  familiar to you. Catch our attention. Show some effort in our first conversations, you do not necessarily have to be funny,but be smooth and do not act like you only text because their is free WiFi hotspots in school. If a lady gives you her number,man, that's a plus. You won't have to explain where you got her number. Make a call,even its just saying "hi I thought I should remind you am that super irresistible guy you gave your number today!" Confidence,who tells you you are irresistible? No one, but at least you are confident.

There is this crazy package of men who after two -three " blue ticks" hurl insults at us. Honestly, why don't you keep your ego to yourself and wait for the day that I will text you so that you also enjoy the privilege of ignoring my texts? One even dared me to block him instead of ignoring him. I felt sorry for him because he is a guy met once and I expected much from him but sadly he did not match up to my expectations.
Men, impression matters a lot. If you are that kind of guy who cannot keep a conversation going for even 20 minutes, one who has never dared say hello face to face to a lady,has never the pick up line of "Hey cutie...I got your number from our whatsapp group", the kind of boy...sorry man who say we are proud yet we have nothing to show for it; that's after we have successfully ignored your bad vibes and you have painfully failed to catch our attention, please, coil your tail, clamp yourself at a corner in your room and do something useful with your time like playing Temple run. Let real men,with good vibes and who know what exactly to say after "Hi" to hit our in boxes. Please.